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Trump Orders Congress To Make “Fascist Toady” Protected Class Like Race,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump issued an “Official Presidenting Decree” from the Oval Office this morning, demanding that Congress immediately pass legislation that bars discrimination based on...
View ArticleNazi Grateful for Twitter Cleaning Up Its Platform and Suspending...
FUCH’S FACE MOUNTAIN, GEORGIA — Bob Foy is a 32 year old Nazi living in Georgia. This fact might anger and surprise many of the men who left his home state in the middle of World War II to fight Nazis...
View ArticleTIME Offers Trump New, Slightly Different “Participation Award”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Last week, President Donald Trump got into a bit of a war of words with the publishers of TIME Magazine. On Twitter, Mr. Trump told a story about the magazine calling him and...
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IBM Donating $5 Million to Holocaust Museum
IBM is attempting to make up for its past mistakes. Washington, D.C. — International Business Machines (IBM) announced on Friday that it will be donating over 5 million dollars to the United States...
View ArticleICE to Update Agents’ Badges, Uniforms, and Hoods
WASHINGTON, D.C.– The Department of Homeland Security has announced that later this year, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers will be wearing newly designed uniforms that will feature updated...
View ArticleTrump Says His ‘Guys’ Will Find Ark of The Covenant and Holy Grail Within...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has ordered that his administration mount an effort to recover two vitally important Christian artifacts, as soon is as humanly possible. “I’ll tell you...
View ArticleTucker Carlson Opens Up About Rooting for ‘Those Guys With the Smart...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Last night on his Fox News show, host Tucker Carlson told viewers that whenever he watches Raiders of the Lost Ark or Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, he finds himself...
View ArticleMeta Nazis Have Already Meta Infested Facebook’s Newly Rebranded “Meta”
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Last week, Facebook announced that it was rebranding, and would be known henceforth as “Meta.” The corporate name change comes after years of intense scrutiny from...
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“I Didn’t Say Eradicate Jews. I Said Eradicate Jewishness as a Philosophy.”
The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Adolf Hitler, following the controversy he started at the 1932 CPAC convention, just a few months before he took power in Germany. Hitler sent us...
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Greene Wants Harrison Ford to Testify About Being Antifa Leader Since 1980
Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) filed a bill on the House Floor this week that, if signed into law by President Joe Biden, would officially designate Antifa as a terrorist organization. It’s...
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